Sticker Sheet and Tattoos in Swag Package

Oh the places you’ll stick ‘em, the spots they might land

On a lunchbox, a lamppost, a tuba, a hand!

You’ll find in your swag bag (we swear!)

A sheet full of mischief, so peel with some flair.

There are stickers and temp tattoos, absurd and sublime

To mark where you’ve been through some very hard time.

Stick one on your Thermos, your forehead, your shoe,

Or slap one on Grandma (she might get one too!).

Put ‘em on coolers, on trail signs (don’t please),

Or right on your cat if it sits still with ease.

The Ironstone 100K—wild, weird, and true

Now comes with these badges of badass for you!